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-when are you too old for the Hot bank teller girl?

-or the Red headed girl on the Wendy's hamburger commercial?

Things to contemplate when you're bored. :banghead:
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You'r not too old until you'r cold!
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Direct proportional with the personal wealth!

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Gypseas wrote:Direct proportional with the personal wealth!

:rotfl:

Ya got that straight...."Money can lead to major chick chasing, confidence" :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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Keep the one you got and keeper just happy enough so she don't leave ya and go fishing.

Comments are being made as we type about the LITTLE GIRL in the shop. Happings every year I have a project in the shop and I spend all of my time there :hammer: When you are too old; your cold and in the box waiting for the fire to consume you. :shocked:
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This might be your sign that you're too old to cut the mustard:

An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks
once more for old times sake. He hires a prostitute and takes her up
to a room. He's going at it as best as he can for a guy his age. He asks,
"How am I doing?"

The prostitute replies, "Well sailor, you're doing about three knots."

"Three knots?" he replies, "What's that suppose to mean?"

She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting
your money back"
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That is FUNNY. :rotfl: :rotfl: :thumbsup: :highfive:
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A friend my age likes younger girls. She got out of the shower. He said she looked like Clarrabell. She asked him "Who is Clarabell"? She was not old enough.
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dawgaholic wrote:This might be your sign that you're too old to cut the mustard:

An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks
once more for old times sake. He hires a prostitute and takes her up
to a room. He's going at it as best as he can for a guy his age. He asks,
"How am I doing?"

The prostitute replies, "Well sailor, you're doing about three knots."

"Three knots?" he replies, "What's that suppose to mean?"

She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting
your money back"

DAWG,

I'll remember that if I ever get that HOT teller girl on my boat.
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