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Talk About Everything Else...
Sports, Toys, The Weather, etc.

How do you handle stupid questions like: Is that a stainless steel boat?

"please go away..Can't ya see I'm busy basking in the glory of my fine vessel?"
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"hey moron, it's Marine Grade alloy....blablabla
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"This boat used to belong to James Bond"
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13%
"If it was, I'd need a Peter-Built, to tow it"
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"no I drink a ton of beer, and this is what I did with all those cans!"
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88%
 
Total votes: 8

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#1

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Nuke wondered if the Poll option worked or not, so as always I came up with a nice smart azz example.
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I filled out a poll ,never saw it again
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I was once sitting with some customers just wackin the big fat spawning Sheepshead, near the St. Johns River Inlet.

About a 100 feet a way, I had a bunch of brothers anchored up in a pontoon boat.....(looked like they missed which lake they intended to go to)

As we fought fish after fish...they just couldn't stand it any longer.

The brothers pulled anchor, and idled over towards us.

"hey Cap', whatcha using fer bait to catch all dem sheephead?" One of them yelled out.

I looked up and saw 5 guys with their mouths open standing on the deck of that rediculas boat, and said, "WHAT???"

"watcha ya'll using fer bait......"

(I said that just to make him work for an answer, by yelling to me twice. I heard him the first time....Yeah, I'm a Holligan)

I yelled back....... "S-K-I-L-L"

"what ja say??" (He now has me working at it...)

"I said, S-K-I-L-L!!"

The dude in the Pontoon boat yells back,

"where do ya get that?"

HERE'S YER SIGN (per Bill Engvall)

I grabbed the net and boxed another one and minded my own business, and my taunters left to find some Skill, I guess.


Nuke, we're all good at something. I guess doing a poll, just isn't your bag.

And I wish I had could say I had more to do tonight than figure out the poll option. (I'm not married, and I have no kids but this ole 15 year old blind in one eye and deaf dog.)

Keep playing with it, and if I can remember how I did it, we'll get ya going on your own poll.

AND DON'T FORGET TO CAST YOUR VOTE!
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#4

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Cool pole thingy, i'm in the 75 % part .......Hey where's my beer ?
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But did ya get my "Story"?????

That should be another POLL :idea:
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I lied a bit on my answer. I do drink a ton of beer, only I have on tap in the garage! :D Nothing like a draft beer in a frosty mug...mmmmm. In fact it's gotta be five o'clock somewhere.

A funny story or experience I guess. My 5 year old likes to fill my beer for me. She comes in from the garage and my mug is not quite full and she has a foam moustache. I asked her if she took a sip and she replied "yes Daddy, a little one." I said "only one". She responded "Okay. Three sips Daddy, but they were little."
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NOW THAT'S FUNNY AS ALL HELL :!: :!:
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Just don't let her drive. :D
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